Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is:
Single. Yeah, single. The single life is the best thing and the worst thing. All of my friends are in some sort of relationship and I am the single one. I have no cute stories to tell my friends about my cute bf. I am the odd one out. However, I can dress like a bum and not give a fuck. I could look hot as fuck and flirt with any guy I want. I can talk about all of the hot guys that I see and talk about the guys that I am interested in and contemplate which one I should go after. That being said, the guy I currently have interest in needs to grow a pair. Real fast, real big.